On his travels Will likes to overhear snippets of conversation and particularly enjoys pithy one-liners, put-downs and quick-witted sarcasms. He has 1000s in his notebook and wishes to serialise these here, whenever he feels like it or frankly whenever he has nothing else to blog about. This, the first in the series, was overheard in a pub in Dumfries:
Barmaid: Hello Tam, what’s in the bag?
Barmaid: What for your garden?
Man: No for me fuckin’ microwave.